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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if someone's from Texas? Don't worry, they'll tell you."
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"What do you get when you have sex with the Quaker Oats guy? Oatmeal Creme Pies."
"What is the difference between Donald Duck and Donald Trump? One is a cartoon character with a hot temper and the other is a duck."
"What did the colon tell the large intestine after several hours' worth of diarrhoea? ""Get your shit together"""
"I am not a gay man.. And neither is my husband !"
"Were there this many idiots before the Internet?"
"want to hear a word I just made up? plagarism"
"In a marriage it's always a competition to see who can look busier, hence why I sighed and shook my head repeatedly while writing this."
"What happened when Hitler lost his glasses? He could Nazi."
"What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language? Anticlimactic"