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Joke of the Day

"So embarrassed... ...thought sombody cute was staring at me so i stared back. But then i realized we were both just the negative space around a vase"

"My 3 year old is singing the rare 19 hour version of ""Let It Go"", using only 3 words."

"Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music? Mount Rushmore"

"What happens at night in Bangladesh? It gets Dhaka"

"Like my therapist always says, ""I'm not your therapist, you're just laying on a couch in Ikea"""

"Oil the single ladies Oil the single ladies Oil the single ladies Oil the single ladies If you liked it then you should have put a rig on it"

"How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years."

"What do you call a Lesbian with long fingers Well Hung"

"Who is your's Your Father's- Mother's- daunghter-in-law's husband is your?"

"What if... ... in like 30 years they made a film about Leonardo DiCraprio and how he never won an Oscar...and the actor who played him got an Oscar."