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Joke of the Day
"Once you go black... ...you're a single mother"
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"Did you hear about Russia's preservation new project? The Crimea River"
"My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis... ...and asked what I was doing. Apparently ""heating your dinner"" was not the correct answer."
"[graduation] ...and I owe it all to my mom, and my late dad *sheds tear* [crowd cries] *dad walks in holding starbucks* ""traffic, my bad"""
"How does a baboon make phone calls? He just monkeys around on the line!"
"How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them."
"What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets"
"""If you woke up with Vaseline up your butt would you tell anybody?"" ""Um No"" ""Wanna go camping?"""
"The only good part about choking to death on Teddy Grahams is your family can technically say you were killed by bears. Which sounds cool."
"Why did the elephant paint itself lots of different colors. So that it could hide in the crayon box. Courtesy of my 4 y/o niece."