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Joke of the Day
"Do you know how you can tell your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit."
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"How did John Lennon play the bass on Helter Skelter...... .....He played with a plastic ruler at the end of a desk."
"If you crush a cockroach, you're a hero. If you crush a beautiful butterfly, you're a villain. Morals have aesthetic criteria."
"When the guy at the liquor store offered to throw in some ketchup packets, I automatically said yes. Still not sure why."
"Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people?"
"Democratic debate is in Flint, Michigan ""Would you like some water Secretary??"""" ""No, not at all!"""
"What did the politician with a cold talk about at his meeting? The important tissues. (I know it sucks, I just made it up)"
"What did batman say to the joker when he finally caught him? Gotham"
"What's brown and sticky? My dick after I fuck you in the ass. Edit: I only use this when severely drunk."
"Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""