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Joke of the Day
"When did 888 equal zero???? When Eight ate eight"
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"What does NAACP stand for? National Association of Apes Called People."
"It appears the brain trust has commenced its meeting. Listen to those synapses fire."
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"I told my dad that I wanted to be a comedian He said to me, ""You can't be serious."""
"Newt Gingrich's face looks like a fat woman's knee."
"Why did Donald Trump cross the road? To avoid debating."
"Why is Hitler never invited to the BBQ'S? Because he is always burning the Franks"
"I had to stop my blonde sister from eating pickles I got tired of having to pry the damn jar off of her head"
"Deja vu is just God fixing a typo and reposting."