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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama joke(FNAF2) Yo mama is so ugly that even the puppet master was scared of her!"

"Good Cop: If you confess now, you'll probably just get probation. Fad Cop: Hey Macarena!"

"[NSFW] My priest told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked, ""Why?"" He told me, ""The confessional is getting all sticky."""

"Michael Brown, Freddie Gray... The police really don't like colored people."

"Q: Why is the letter E like London? A: Because it is the capital of England."

"I'll take ""That's Not A Category"" for $200, Alex. ""That's not a category."" Yes, that's right. ""That's not a category."" I chose that, yes."

"What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters? Truth or Darren Wilson."

"If you would have told me 20 years ago that I'd be posting stupid jokes on the internet, I would have said what's an internet."

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"Studs put the stds in u."