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Joke of the Day
"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"""
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"Blair Walsh tried to commit suicide after the game But he couldn't even kick the chair out from under himself"
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"My girlfriend calls me Ronda Rousey Because I only last 45 seconds in the ring."
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"I'm going to have to sit my mom down Apparently she has had sex with everyone on xbox live."
"Gwen Stefani: this shit is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S wait!! If if this shit is bananas then that means... Cut to kid opening lunch box"
"You wanna know what made me realize I was Black As fuck I'm at the beach on a sunny day and to get a good pic I still needed the flash on"
"FRIEND WHO JUST RECEIVED MAGICAL POWERS: idk what I should do first FRIEND WHO IS TRAPPED IN AN OIL PAINTING FOR SOME REASON: I have an idea"