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Joke of the Day
"Worrying over my viagra use Keeps me up most nights"
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"My son got sent home from school today for chewing gum in class. I had to phone the teacher and explain to her that he's only trying to give up smoking."
"I still believe in love. But I also believe in sasquatch, nessy, and that I could win the lottery. So there's that...."
"I hope that the missing puzzle piece my 5 year old has been searching the house for has nothing to do with my 2 year old's burp."
"Why do golfers always bring an extra pair of trousers In case they get a hole in one"
"I just discovered a subreddit called /r/abs Turns out it wasn't about arabic culture."
"Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!"
"I bought a new sex doll... it's so realistic she doesn't wanna have sex with me."
"My Garden Statue Called In Sick Today He has Gnome-onia."
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Cock full o' nuts."