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Joke of the Day
"Nothing like a left handshake to make me wonder why you're weird."
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"What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive. "
"When I was a kid, I asked my mom if I could lick the beater. ""Don't be stupid,"" she said, ""your father's not home."""
"No matter who you are or where you come from, all anybody wants in this life is for no one to object to their iTunes mix playing at a party."
"What's a pedophile's favorite shoe? White Vans"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? ""BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!"" -Gordon Ramsay"
"What separates the men from the boys in the Navy? A crowbar."
"My Boss asked me to put two pieces of wood together... I nailed it! My friend Steve figured I would of screwed it up."
"Domestic Violence 1/10 10/10 with Ray Rice"
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question, feminists can't change anything!"