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Joke of the Day

"A racist, a womanizer, and a rapist walked into a bar... ...the bartender says ""how may I help you, Mr. President?"""

"""Nwbdy tellsh mwe wht to dwo"", I say through a mouthful of cardboard, giving a middle finger to ""remove pizza from box before consumption""."

"Why was Hitler doomed to fail? because jew wrongs don't make a riech"

"One of those people out there with protected tweets is your therapist passing your problems off as jokes."

"How do you separate the Greek men from the Greek boys? A crowbar."

"Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they."

"The person who owns Hovis is from my local area. Born and bred."

"Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!"

"Well, well, well. Guess who the grocery store asked to come back soon"

"what happens if you cross breed spiderman and Catwoman? I don't know..can you guys tell me?"