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Joke of the Day

"If you watch Jurassic Park backwards, it's an uplifting film about dinosaurs and people who work together to rebuild an island."

"Freda: Boys whisper they love me. Fred: Well they wouldn't admit it out loud would they?"

"Lassie once told me a boy fell down a well, but since no one else can speak dog I ignored it because I was building a furniture fort."

"You hear about the fishing prostitute ? Heard she was a real hooker."

"What's the difference between humor and odor? Humor is a shift of wit."

"What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold onto your nuts, this is no *ordinary* blow job!"

"Just finished a book about an immortal pet dog. I couldn't put it down."

"My pics are real. I don't use any filters. I don't even use coffee filters. I eat coffee straight outta the container like a man"

"*at party* Guy: Want to dance? Me: I'm sorry but I cannot, in good conscience, leave this cheese ball unattended."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? The C."