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Joke of the Day

"If you watch Jurassic Park backwards, it's an uplifting film about dinosaurs and people who work together to rebuild an island."

"Two were sitting in the table on a bar First one: We are leaving. Second one: No, we are staying. First one: WE ARE LEAVING. Battery on my phone is 4%."

"I hear there's a support group for overly talkative people... It's called And On And On And On Anon"

"How do Australians clean their ass after pooping? Bidet, mate!"

"Some collage just called me saying they accepted me to their collage.."

"What is the car company, Kia's, main competitor? Nokia"

"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff. ""Baa-Dum-Tss"""

"If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one...?"

"A key difference between keeping a cat & chimp as a pet, is a cat will eat your face off when you die. But chimps lack that kind of patience"

"How do you know when spring is here? the Leafs are out!"