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Joke of the Day
"I asked my priest if it might be a good idea to stop masturbating But he didn't take the hint"
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"laugh! besty medicine"
"Me: That the new iPhone? Him: Yup! The 5S! Me: What's the difference? Him: The C stands for ""Cheap"" Me: What about the S? Him: ""'Spensive"""
"2 hr flight, better buy 8 lbs of fruit and nut mix."
"My friend's kid just turned 7 and he's an amazing child and she loves him. To be blown away by more original content, please see Facebook"
"I got my drug dealer arrested the other day Maybe next time you'll wish me happy birthday, mom"
"Having a tan is attractive. Having skin sponsored by Doritos isn't."
"What do cannibals put in their soup? Ramen! -------- Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching."
"What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics? Walking."
"What kind of riddle has no answer?"