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Joke of the Day

"Never have unprotected sex with a cannibal. Or next thing you know, you'll have a baby in the oven."

"Why did the feminist get fired from Panera? Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich."

"Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer? In denial."

"Yo mama's so fat she's half Indian, half Irish, and half American."

"Wanna here a joke? Women's rights. Sorry if this has been posted before."

"About tasty steaks. You knowing the art of making a steak is a rare medium well done."

"What do you get when you cross a raccoon, and a steam roller? Rascal Flatts."

"Drake the type of nigga to get a wanted star in Grand Theft Auto, drive to the police station and turn himself in."

"My wife and I decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty hard."

"Two Cows are scared of getting mad cow disease A cow walks up to another cow and asks ""Are you scared of Mad Cow Disease?"" He replies, shocked ""No, I'm a Duck."""