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Joke of the Day
"Wanna here a joke? Women's rights. Sorry if this has been posted before."
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"Me: omg can smoking weed make u hallucinate? Dog making pancakes: lol that wasn't weed dude"
"Q: How do you kill a circus? A: Go for the juggler."
"When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQegAi6d-MM"
"Listening to Katy Perry is like fucking a fat person... It is fun, it is easy, but you don't want others to know you do it."
"Hell hath no fury like that of a woman waiting for you to reply to her text all the while she sees you're continuing to send tweets."
"I found some good cookie recipes with weed the other day. Then I was like, ""That's a weird place to keep cookie recipes""."
"Ten words, two commas, a punctuation mark and a full stop all appeared in court yesterday. They're due to be sentenced next week."
"If you smell Axe body spray on your lawyer you're going to jail."
"Kinky and Perverted What is the difference between perverted?? Kinky is when you tickle your lovers ass with a feather ... perverted is when you use the whole chicken!"