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Joke of the Day

"""I'd like two scoops of ice cream, please."" ""Chocolate or vanilla?"" ""Yes."" ""Yes what?"" ""Yes, Sir, ice cream man, Sir!"""

"My gf thought it was so cute when she found out I owned a pair of tap shoes Until I got drunk, and put them on"

"Direct from my 8-year old: How do nursing babies blow their noses? With breast tissue."

"Redneck yoga. What did the redneck say to the yoga instructor when she asked him to leave the class? Nahimastay"

"Stop Flaming Faggots! A Non profit dedicated to informing the public about the fire dangers of bundled sticks and stacked firewood."

"Roses are red... Harambes in heaven, George Bush had advanced knowledge of 9/11."

"I put a picture of my friend with MS on my computer. It quit running"

"Where does honey come from? Beez nuts!"

"What's the difference between origami and a grandpa passing wind? One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old."

"These Mexican cannibals accidentally... These Mexican cannibals accidentally kill a priest for their meal. One of the guys asks the cook ""ay, what's for dinner?"" The cook says ""tacos al pastor"""