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Joke of the Day

"These Mexican cannibals accidentally... These Mexican cannibals accidentally kill a priest for their meal. One of the guys asks the cook ""ay, what's for dinner?"" The cook says ""tacos al pastor"""

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"Dr: If you want to lose weight, you need to do things that'll make you sweat. Me: *applies for a loan*"
"Why does duck taste better than turkey? Because turkey is just poultry in comparison."
"What kind of bagel did the camper eat? A winnebago."
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"The White House bar and restaurant, upon Trump's arrival, will reduce their beverage selections to just two choices: You can get a White Russian or an Orange Julius."
"What's the singular form of 'werewolves'? I am a wolf"
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