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Joke of the Day
"If you're attacked by a mob of clowns, what should you go for? The juggler"
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"You got me... If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?"
"the iPhone 8 won't even come with headphones you'll have to imagine you're listening to music"
"The soldier survived pepper spray and mustard gas He is now a seasoned veteran."
"Mass suicide cult leaders are a dying breed"
"I visited a proctologist the other day... It was a real bummer."
"Relax white people, black people have the ""N"" word. But we still have words like ""Yacht"", and sayings like ""thanks for the warning officer""."
"What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba? The oneba"
"The roof of my mouth just healed from that Hot Pocket I had in 2003."
"My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian... it's like I've never seen herbivore. edit: I think I summoned the pun cult."