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Joke of the Day

"My Bill Cosby impression use to get me laughs at the bar... ...but now when I do it, I end up with a criminal record."

"Just laminated my dad."

"Now that I'm older, I realize that my imaginary friend was really nothing more than an imaginary acquaintance."

"Why did the farmer name his pig Ink? Because he kept running out of the pen."

"I'd rather buy a box of cereal than an iPhone 7 Because you can have apples with your jacks"

"Reddit, why do people masturbate? I came here to explain."

"Now's a good time to change your facebook name to ""Nobody,"" so when you click like on ignorant statuses it says, ""Nobody likes this."""

"Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?"" ""I can't tell. There are too many wrinkles."""

"What's it called when a smell dates his sister? Incense!"

"If it's illegal for clowns to walk around town... Then why can they run for president?"