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Joke of the Day
"What's it called when a smell dates his sister? Incense!"
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"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's a fucking skeleton. He's dead and shit."
"Why are A's like flowers? Because B's go after them!"
"""It's the holidays"" *eats a pizza* ""It's the holidays"" *eats 3 cheeseburgers* ""It's the holidays"" *eats my food, your food & a small baby*"
"Two muffins are in an oven One turns to the other and says ""So how are we going to get out of here?"" The other screams ""GAH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"""
"Why do they build fences around graveyards? Because people are dying to get in"
"What music do dyslexic programmers listen to? Run/CMD"
"Girl, do you have 67 protons? Cuz you a Ho"
"What is the similarity between women and square roots? If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head."
"I drank half a bottle of NyQuil and tried to call Audrey Hepburn on my microwave"