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Joke of the Day
"I'd rather buy a box of cereal than an iPhone 7 Because you can have apples with your jacks"
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"This bank pen tastes like it's been in a lot of other people's mouths"
"Why didn't the Christmas Cake go to the dance? He had his raisins..."
"People who crave food for thought don't understand how food works."
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office... ... Wearing nothing but cellophane pants. The doc says, ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""
"The Santa Clause (1994) A man gains a ton of weight after murdering a stranger on his roof"
"Q: How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb? A: We'll never know, Tesla was murdered."
"Library joke Why are librarians so lonely? They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold"
"How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black"
"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I dont jelly my dick down your throat."