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Joke of the Day
"Why do spies never use capitalization? They like to stay low-key."
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"I'm probably 0 for 400 in looking for safes behind wall paintings"
"A joke There was a dragon one time who didn't care about shit. It was real mad a lot. It said, ""fuck you"" to just about every one. Except for this one guy who he kinda liked."
"I tried to make a joke about coins But it didn't make any cents"
"it's fun to yell CHEESE! at a group of girls and watch them switch to their Facebook Poses"
"Go to Starbucks - Order Coffee - Tell them your name is Waldo - Leave"
"I just typed ""married"" and it came out ""martyred"". Damn smart phone is becoming self aware."
"What does a black man do after sex? (somewhat racist) 15 to Life!"
"I drink twice a year.... When it's my birthday, and when it isn't"