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Joke of the Day

"Why do elephants have flat feet? from jumpin' outta palm trees, duh"

"Hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven?-How to pick up Satan"

"Should I bring anything to your party besides pronounced social anxiety and no food"

"If you go to the zoo and he doesn't help you steal a monkey, he's not that into you."

"What's the gayest way to die? Prince died from the flu ... Theraflu?"

"An elephant [NSFW] What does an elephant use for a vibrator? An epileptic."

"Going to meet my daughter's kindergarten teacher tonight. Her name is Miss Cox. Not sure I'm mature enough for this situation."

"Remember before the smartphone when you had to take your laptop into the bathroom with you? God, it's like we were cavemen."

"Where do facts come from? The factory."

"Say, did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? No? Well, well,well."