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Joke of the Day

"So apparently RSVP'ing back to a wedding invite 'maybe next time' isn't the correct response"

"The mail slot on your door is so you can tell the mailman you love him"

"Are you Jewish? Because your body's smokin ;)"

"What does a shaved otter look like? Odder... Sorry"

"Why did the chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it'd be a chicken sedan!"

"What do you call a frog with seven legs? A seven-legged frog."

"What do you call a broken lizard? Ereptile dysfunction"

"What do you get when you put a knife in a babys ass? A hard on"

"Why do Jews always seem to find spare change laying around? They cents it."

"People who tweet about politics should have to pass a small test: if i say ""Oh, look, a dead bird,"" and you look UP, we take your phone away"