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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a journalist in Russia? An ambulance."

"I feel bad for people named John Smith. They probably didn't get the gmail account they wanted."

"If these walls could talk, I bet it would sound like someone was trapped in the wall and we'd all freak out pretty bad."

"What is a whale's favorite TV show? Flukes of Hazard!"

"The only thing I want written on my tombstone is ""I'm standing right behind you."""

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, feminists cant change anything"

"Why do we hate making up gay jokes? Because it's always a pain in the ass"

"What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say? ""I feel a bit overdressed."""

"What did Sigmund Freud say when he had an epiphany? Urethra!"

"Have you heard of the American Philosophical Association? I'm not sure if it exists or not and neither are they."