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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a journalist in Russia? An ambulance."
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"Why are there 2 dragon smileys on Whatsapp? ""He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head."" ""No babe, this calls for a full dragon."""
"Giving my wife a bikini wax for the first time. Should I wake her up or just let it be a surprise?"
"I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either."
"Sadly, I had to quit my job as a taxi driver... I just couldn't stand everyone talking behind my back."
"Recently during the heavy rains they have experienced in New England the mail carrier for one neighborhood commeneted on the ""pouring rain."" Well atleast the dew point is coming down!"
"What is a Skeletons porn-star name? Mr.Boner *edit I give this partial credit to that guy that sells meth on the street he-he."
"What does spinach and butt sex have in common? When they are forced on you as a child you resent them as an adult"
"Him: Would you like to have lunch sometime? Me: I like to have lunch every afternoon."
"You know what's stupider than a cow? Two cows."