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Joke of the Day

"What is a whale's favorite TV show? Flukes of Hazard!"

"I have no idea what Steampunk is except that it must be healthier than Fried Punk."

"My girlfriend said I have crusty feet. I blame my socks."

"My wife and I decided not to have children. The kids are taking it pretty hard."

"Life is like choclate Bitter if you're dark"

"What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms? One's a Goodyear, and the other's a great year. x/post from r/funny"

"I dont 'scrub up' like a surgeon after using the urinal because growing up, they taught us not to piss all over our hands n arms, you baboon"

"I dont downvote It's bad karma."

"My ex-girlfriend told me nothing shocks her anymore so I switched her digital scale from Lbs to Kg."

"Why did the woman buy new wine glasses? Because the ones she was using made everything blurry."