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Joke of the Day
"The only thing I want written on my tombstone is ""I'm standing right behind you."""
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"What do plums and bunnies have in common? They're both purple, except bunnies...bunnies aren't purple :/"
"Why didn't anyone believe the transsexual's confession? It was a case of 'he said, she said'"
"What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say? Womb Service!"
"What does Kodak film and a condom have in common? They both capture that special moment"
"What do you call it when you kill someone with your bad breath from a long distance away? No scope"
"If you're ever in a room where a doll should happen to come to life it would be prudent to leave that room"
"Why do they have fences around cemetaries? Because people are dying to get in."
"How do skunks like their e-mails? Scent."
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