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Joke of the Day

"I see the 'pet rocks' are back and fighting too! *Rolls in 6ft diameter granite boulder* *Folds arms, taps foot*"

"What's the difference between hard and light? I can sleep with a light on."

"Can't believe people still say ""pot"" it's not the 70s anymore we call it ""saucepan"" now"

"*gets down on one knee* Wow, you really suck. Why can't you be more like the other knee?"

"I have spent the past year looking for my ex's killer. but no one would do it."

"""Harry Potter"" branded condoms. ""Protect your wand from Hogwarts while you're Slytherin in her chamber of secrets""."

"Why don't blondes wear mini skirts in San Francisco? Their balls will show."

"My friend fell into a vat of chemicals. Ironically, it was his quick reaction that killed him."

"Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, ""How do you drive this?"""

"Here's a joke for all you mind readers out there..."