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Joke of the Day
"Is it just me, or does hamstring sound delicious?"
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"Making plans with a stoner is like having sex with a prostitute... ...They tell you they're coming, but you know it's a lie."
"How can you spot a blind man in a nudist camp? Its not hard."
"Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower? Because of the towel ban"
"so embarrassing when u think u nailed the big interview and it turns out he was interviewing the guy behind u the whole time"
"Splinters are woods way of sexual assault They can go deep inside you, and the bigger they are, the more it hurts."
"Great wine is like great jazz... It confuses me and I'm pretty sure it's all the same. EDIT: Front page? Hot damn! Now what do I do with my life?"
"A short joke my GF told me My penis"
"My internet bride got delivered today, she's the WiFi always dreamed of."
"My girlfriend says she needs time and distance... Is she calculating velocity?"