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Joke of the Day

"I HATE when people rub things in my face. Unless it's boobs."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bhuto ! Bhuto who ? Bhuto-n the other foot !"

"What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies? One's inbred, the others in bread"

"A new study shows that men's eyesight improves by an average of 15% when they are looking at a woman's butt. Hindsight really is 20/20."

"BOSS: I've called you here because I suspect one of you... IS AN OWL ME: Who? *everyone stares at me, even Gary whose head is turned 180*"

"A newly wed guy asked me about marriage. I told him it's sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can't really touch anything."

"If I ever have a daughter, i'm gonna name her Desire And when she is 18, I'll kick her out of the house and when she asks why, I'll say ""Because all suffering comes from desire""."

"On Passive-Aggressive Jeopardy, the contestants answer Alex Trebek in the form of rhetorical questions."

"How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina? Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush."

"You know the difference between a chick pea and a garbonzo bean? Nobody will pay to watch a garbonzo bean"