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Joke of the Day
"Why is Oklahoma so windy? Because Texas sucks and Kansas blows"
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"I saw a hooker sneeze.. So I handed her a tissue. She used it to clean off her inner leg."
"Welcome to the hotel. Your room has a queen sized bed, dresser and nightstand, all of which you will have to move to find the one outlet."
"My friend handed out wedding invitations at her baby shower, like the classless knocked up slut she is."
"I need a hobby where I say stuff and people follow me around."
"What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach"
"Did you hear the one about three Scotsmen who walk out of a bar? It could happen.."
"""Black Lives Don't Matter,"" Said the nihilist."
"Is it just me... Or are circles pointless"
"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey... But then I turned myself around."