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Joke of the Day
"Why is Oklahoma so windy? Because Texas sucks and Kansas blows"
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"Interviewer: Why did you Leave your last job? Candidate: The Company Shifted Their Office & Didn't Tell me where it is....!!"
"A clown is walking through the woods with a kid The kid looks up at the clown, ""It's getting late, and I'm getting scared."" Clown says, ""YOU'RE scared? I have to walk out of here alone."""
"I'm 27, my BF is 37. Is 10 years too much of an age gap? 'cause his son is 17 and really hot."
"Uniformed personnel walk a fine line between being ignorant and being out of shape. Add a letter and they're uninformed. Take one away and they're unformed."
"""We have HBO"" - apparently still a bragging point in the motel industry."
"Anyone who feels bad about dumping a huge national debt on the next generation hasn't spent a lot of time around teenagers."
"So a kleptomaniac goes to see a doctor about his stealing problem. Patient: Doc, I just can't seem stop stealing everything. Doc: Please take a seat..."
"bought a box of 100 crickets from the pet store and released them back into the ocean were they belong"
"silly joke If you think, what you better than other people, your ass must be ready for big problems"