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Joke of the Day

"I know a guy who looks at so much porn on his phone- His apps are stuck together."

"I used to live with a girl ...until she realized I was there"

"""Wanna hear a joke?"" ""Alright then."" ""What's the difference between a toilet and a fridge?"" ""I don't know,"" ""You're disgusting."""

"Why did the pedophile get a job at the bakery? because he likes his buns fresh from the oven."

"Have you heard about Unilevers ice cream It was their magnum opis. (Yes, I know next to no one will get this joke at all)"

"What do fruit punch and a punch to the face have in common? Both can knock you out at a party."

"In a hotel room. The dog's growling and whimpering. My wife's worried the neighbours will think we're having sex."

"What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards? He keeps coming and coming and coming."

"Email subject line: ""Your invited."" Thanks, I'll bring an apostrophe and an e."

"I just got back from the doctors.. And he said I should stop masturbating. I asked ""why?"" and he said ""because I'm trying to examine you""."