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Joke of the Day

"Email subject line: ""Your invited."" Thanks, I'll bring an apostrophe and an e."

"Me: Describe your love for me in one word. Him: My what?"

"What's a porn star's favorite drink?"

"What do you call an African man with alot of problems? A Zulu Worry-er > I actually made this up just now while chilling with some of my black friends. They loved it."

"I'm not sexist. Being sexist is wrong and being wrong is for woman."

"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes"

"What do you call a stolen Tesla Car? Edison."

"How do you know Little Miss Muffet was a bodybuilder? She was always eating her curds and whey."

"Old people talk into cell phones like they hit the Caps Lock key on their voice."

"I thought I had Tinnitus but the doctor said it was all in my head."