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Joke of the Day
"I recently attempted the world record for masturbation. I nearly pulled it off"
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"What is another name for a knife? A chopstick!"
"My uncle once punched his 8-year-old daughter for cheating while playing cards. *He takes strip poker very seriously.*"
"I met a girl with 12 Nipples, sounds funny? Dozen tit"
"I wish I could feed people I don't like to my cat."
"They should come out with a CSI Atlanta, with an all black cast. But each episode would be about finding who murdered the English language."
"Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!"
"What's the one phrase gays will be reluctant to say now? ""Shoot it in my mouth"""
"The next person who says it's not the heat, it's the humidity will learn it's not my fist, it's the impact."
"Out of curiosity I decided to look at Pinterest, and I've decided it's basically cyber-hoarding..."