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"What is another name for a knife? A chopstick!"

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"OLD SPICE: BECAUSE YOU WANT TO SMELL LIKE VICTORIA BECKHAM"
"how terrible do you think Maria von Trapp's life had to be that she included ""doorbells"" on her list of favorite things"
"Irish man walks into a bar An Irish man walks into a bar the bartender goes, ""What you havin'?"" The Irsh Man says, ""Nothing""."
"What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper? My debt."
"I'd have an extra 18 hours of free time every day if I lost my phone."
"Roses are Red Roses are red I'm feeling elated I'm doing Gisele My balls are deflated"
"Mexico should agree to pay for the wall then once it's built tell Trump he did a terrible job and refuse to pay up."
"Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike? A tire."
"How would the Mexican Star-Spangled Banner begin? Jose can you see"