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Joke of the Day

"What is another name for a knife? A chopstick!"

"Is Viagra classified as a soft drug, or a hard drug?"

"75% of humans masterbate in the shower, the other 25% hum, do you know what song they hum? Well then I guess I know which percentage you're in."

"My wife said she wanted a divorce for Christmas. I told her I did not want to spend that much."

"Canada has done well in removing the patriarchal effect on its society. Even their economy reflects it - now, _every_ worker gets 77 cents for every dollar earned."

"I asked my husband for the newspaper. ""Don't be silly,"" he said. ""Use my iPad."" That spider never knew what hit it."

"Here is a joke for all the mind readers and psychics"

"What did the band director say to the misbehaving kid? You're in treble mister!"

"Almost had a threeseom. All i needed was 2 more girls."

"Q. How do blonde brain cells die? A. Alone"