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"I met a girl with 12 Nipples, sounds funny? Dozen tit"
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"That's the last time I buy underwear at a yard sale. I don't want to talk about it."
"""Creation science"" has the same intellectual heft as ""dragon anatomy""."
"What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country"
"Most popular Who is the most popular guy in a nudist colony? The guy that can carry two pots of coffee and a dozen donuts. Who is the most popular girl? The girl that eats the last donut."
"I used to work at an orange juice factory... ...I ended up getting fired because I couldn't concentrate."
"What's the difference between r/circlejerk and r/The_Donald? No really. What is it?"
"Did you hear about the blonde actress that stabbed her husband with a fork? Reese something... Reese Witherspoon? No with her fork!"
"All the liberals want to move to Canada... What's wrong with Mexico, you racist fucks?"
"Substitute teaching 1st graders was not at all the Dead Poets Society experience I was hoping it would be."