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Joke of the Day

"Out of curiosity I decided to look at Pinterest, and I've decided it's basically cyber-hoarding..."

"I wish Bill Clinton would stop pointing his finger at everyone, Lord knows where that finger has been. #DNC #DirtyPoonTang"

"Job Interview ""It says in your CV that you are quick at mathematics. What is 17x19?"" ""36"" ""That's not even close!"" ""But it was quick!"""

"Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go."

"How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave? They both got their fur low."

"How many feminists does it take...... ...to change a light bulb? 0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible."

"How much do you love kids? On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?"

"Joke from my daughter. What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato? HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle"

"Just once I'd like to have the confidence to order something off of a menu without having to look at the menu while I'm ordering it."

"How do you know if someone was in the military? Don't worry, they'll let you know."