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Joke of the Day
"I read the terms and conditions."
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"When people's driving tweets end mid sentence, did the paramedics find their phone and hit send?"
"me: *turns around in swivel chair* *tents fingers* I guess you never expected to see ME again... Boss: Must we do this every Monday?"
"What do you call a smelly man who tells terrible jokes? PUN-GENT"
"Why does the little mermaid wear seashells? Because the D shells are too big, and the B shells are too small."
"What do you get when you have 50 female pigs and 50 male deer? One hundred sowsand bucks"
"If ""Clue"" came out in 2015, there'd be a fourth ending where the killer is gluten."
"Q: Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator? A: He didn't want to see the salad dressing."
"Good mothers let you lick the beaters when they're making a cake. Great mothers turn the mixer off first."
"Top Gun was so unrealistic Everyone knows Tom Cruise can't reach the clutch on a motorcycle"