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Joke of the Day

"If ""Clue"" came out in 2015, there'd be a fourth ending where the killer is gluten."

"Accidentally played dad instead of dead when I encountered a bear and now it can ride a bike without training wheels. #circuseverydamnday"

"*looks at you in batman voice*"

"A 2007 study showed that for high school students graduating in the US, 4/3 did not know how to properly use fractions. It might be an outdated study though."

"Got paired with a classmate for a Criminal law Project, so I guess now we're partners in crime."

"Never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp. She's thick and tired of it."

"I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian ."

"Bill Cosby walks into a bar The rest is a blur!"

"What do you call a show full of lions ? The mane event !"

"Not sure which is worse, the CEO of Abercrombie & Fitch saying he doesn't want ugly people wearing his clothes or that people still wear A&F"