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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a smelly man who tells terrible jokes? PUN-GENT"
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"Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck."
"Take my wife, Please!"
"What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe? Steal a chicken"
"How do you spot Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the fresh prints."
"why is peter pan always in the air? Because he neverlands"
"What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? (hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss"
"Never date a philosophy major My last girlfriend was one and she spent most of her time trying to prove that I didn't exist"
"Hm im scared of getting murdered. better go watch 20 tv shows about murder"
"Remember to make some bad decisions today. 20 years from now that's all you'll have to make your kids think you're cool."