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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a smelly man who tells terrible jokes? PUN-GENT"
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"Unintentionally Offensive Word Nerd Pickup Line Do you feel stupid? 'Cause your ass a nine. Like, asinine? ...I'll show myself out"
"She buys me a lot of shitty music these days. ""Reminds me of your old stuff,"" she says. So maybe I get her a gift subscription to Playboy."
"What did Cholera say to Malaria? Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday?"
"How do you stop a lawyer from drownng? Shoot him before he hits the ground"
"can't even imagine how many delicious recipes get exchanged during the football huddle"
"Chuck Norris could shoot someone and still have time to roundhouse kick him in the face before the bullet hit."
"A lady was spanking her kid for being a total brat in the grocery store so I had to step in and ask her if she needed me to hold her purse."
"My Grandpa owned a hot dog chain in Germany... You might have heard of it...""Anne's Franks"""
"You know why I always use the lower urinal? The water's colder."