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Joke of the Day

"I wish I had a job where I could just punch stupid motherfuckers in the face all day."

"The local police station had their toilet stolen. The cops say they have nothing to go on."

"What's the difference between feminists and sumo wrestlers Sumo wrestlers shave their legs"

"What's better than kiddie porno? Adult porno. Kiddie porn is gross, you sick fuck!"

"How do you break up with a farmer long-distance? A John Deere letter."

"WHO'S ANGRY ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON IN WASHINGTON? AND WHY? I'M REALLY UNINFORMED."

"Who was the blind horse jealous of? The seahorse."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ? Czech before you open the door !"

"5 years ago, I asked the love of my life on a date. Yesterday, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times. Posted this on r/funny and was told to post it here also."

"Once upon a time there was a man. Today there are many **EDIT** Grandad joke. Rest his soul"