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Joke of the Day
"A blonde walked into a store.. She got a nose bleed."
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"Q: How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart? A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!"
"Edward Scissorhands was beaten mercilessly by the school bully, Edward Rockhands"
"Why are bananas so popular? Because they have appeal"
"How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Sorry comments are unavailable on this joke."
"I wonder if all the other popcorn kernels in the bag freak out when the first kernel pops"
"Always trust the judgements of a man who honestly answers to the question 'What's up?'"
"How do you find a velociraptor? By taking the integral of the acceleraptor! Me: http://imgur.com/H8rLjub Everyone else: http://imgur.com/J3hC4Ci"