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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what the difference is between a straight man mustache and a gay man mustache? The smell"

"If a douchebag bungee jumps is it called a Bro-Yo?"

"I just trained my dog how to fetch a beer. Now this may not sound all that impressive, but he gets them from my neighbour's fridge."

"That's a Chapstick in my pocket and I'm a little happy to see you."

"What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? Coloured scrambled eggs"

"My dad tried to surprise me with a truck for my birthday. But he missed."

"What is the most racist joke you know?"

"Were all addicted to something whats your addiction"

"What do you call women who are faster than me? Virgins. Sorry if it's a repost, I'm fairly new here."

"You know what they say about blind prostitutes... You really gotta hand it to them."