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Joke of the Day

"I used to work at an orange juice factory... I ended up getting fired because I couldn't concentrate."

"what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef"

"What do you call black characters in Ferris Bueller's Day Off? Niggas in Ferris."

"Life is like a box of chocolate... You never know what you are going to get, but you can be sure that 99% of it will be crap."

"There's a banana and a vibrator on a table... The banana turns to the vibrator and asks: ""Hey, why are you trembling? It's not *you* they're going to eat!"""

"What do you call a nap in computer science class? A CS-ta"

"I've been thinking about the Reddit rules and I thought of a major flaw [deleted]"

"I need some sugar. Not the stupid kind that gives you mono, but the good kind that gives you diabetes."

"There is no way Siri could be a woman, she only speaks when she's spoken to."

"There's a lot of talk surrounding the EU referendum at the moment. We've already heard from the boss' of JCB and Dyson; I'm just waiting to hear from Durex and their opinions on us pulling out."