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Joke of the Day
"How did Ramadan go? It went by pretty FAST!"
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"When my girlfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo... I had to put my foot down."
"How do you call a play on numbers? A pin."
"Me: Ping me when you are free. Girl:Ok. *Starts working in 2 Shifts*"
"Two cows are standing on a hill.... One turns to the other and says ""Hey, aren't you worried about mad cow disease?"" The other replies, ""Why should I care? I'm a helicopter!"""
"What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals? F.B.I."
"""Hey, it's been 6 seconds. Check your phone again."" (my brain)"
"How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building? About 16 seconds"
"If a small quiz is a quizicle then a small test is a testicle My science teacher told us this."
"Regardless of how strange your life can be, at least you're not the h in chameleon."