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Joke of the Day

"A man wearing nothing but cellophane walked into a psychiatrist office. The doctor said I can clearly see your nuts"

"How do you get rid of a Reddit admin? Chooter"

"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's ok. He woke up."

"Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball? Miscarriage"

"Have you guys seen the Hitler biopic starring Mike Tyson? I just watched it and I don't think Mike really got his character down. He kept saying he hated juice."

"How did the rabbit know his wife was cheating on him? There was a hare in his bed."

"I'm almost positive that angrily staring at the pile of dirty laundry won't fix things, but it's worth a shot."

"Did you hear about the anesthesiologist with giant breasts? She's a knockout."

"Opinions are like orgasms, mine matter most and I don't care if you have one."

"You know why those automatic sensor sinks save water? Because none of them fucking work"