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Joke of the Day

"As a kid I was frightened of the dentist... Because he was a Paedophile every time I went in he'd give me a filling"

"I really enjoyed reading the Diary of Anne Frank Although I was disappointed it ended rather abruptly"

"How do you sabotage a space mission ? Send Matt Damon"

"El Chapo is a murderous Mexican drug lord. El Chapo Supreme is a murderous Mexican drug lord with sour cream, lettuce and tomato."

"[end of interview] Any questions for me? Yes. Why didn't the glass slipper also disappear at midnight? YOU ARE SO HIRED."

"Have you heard about the Butchers 420 Dodgeball Classic? It's a high steaks game."

"Peadophiles are just fucking immature assholes"

"The older I get, the more my feet hurt. I guess it's true... time wounds all heels."

"what do you call a fish with no eyes?? fsh"

"What do you do if a black man is harassing you? Tell his owner."