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Joke of the Day

"I named my hard drive ""dat ass""... Once a month, my computer asks if I want to 'back dat ass up'."

"If I had an ice cream truck, it would turn into a regular truck in about a half hour."

"Two Peanuts Walk into a Bar... One of them was a salted."

"I hope you guys like one-line antijokes"

"Seven days with no food makes Juan week."

"If Adrian Peterson is banned from the NFL, he can always try baseball. Who doesn't need a switch hitter?!"

"Food is like dark humor not everyone gets it"

"Why did the.. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side"

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away. and pepper-spray keeps the blacks at bay!"

"What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman? A pregnant woman is in Labour"