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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman? A pregnant woman is in Labour"

"Call me crazy, but I kinda like the way people look with their lips cut off"

"I can't understand Undertale. It doesn't make sans."

"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Just kidding. I don't know what he got. He hasn't opened it yet."

"Best goldfish joke ever told Two goldfish were in their tank. One turned to the other and said, ""You man the guns; I'll drive."""

"How do you cut pizza? With Little Ceasar's."

"According to Facebook, Sept. 11th is about posting as many pictures of crying bald eagles obscured by an American flag as you can."

"What do you get... When you donkey eats my roosters 2 feet? 2 feet of my cock in your ass!"

"The midget vampire woke up from his 100-year slumber His first words were: ""Huh... I'm a little stiff""."

"Why can't a hermit be a vegan, go to a CrossFit gym, or not eat gluten? Because he can't tell anyone about it."