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Joke of the Day

"I hope you guys like one-line antijokes"

"Say what you will about pedophiles At least they drive slowly past schools"

"Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the chicken hatch open"

"I want to feel the bern But that sounds too politically incorrect."

"What's the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with large breasts? One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean Credit; Dad"

"Canada Post is under heavy DDoS attack. Somebody sent 2 letters at the same time."

"Budweiser should spend less on advertising and more on making their beer not taste like skunk butthole."

"Where do you weigh pies? Somewhere over a rainbow..."

"People who use that snobby pronunciation of ""vase"" make me want to punch them in the foz."

"Orange Jews 100% Concentrated."