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Joke of the Day

"Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism? Because you might get Sikh"

"Worst joke I could think of. A man walks into a bar, it hurt. Watch where the fuck you're going."

"[Bat symbol lights up Gotham's sky] ""Gordon needs me, the city needs me."" [Robin waving flashlight around] ""Oh wow look they need me too."""

"How Jesus was named: Mary: Joseph, I'm having a baby. Joseph: JESUS CHRIST!"

"How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house? His tricycle will be parked outside."

"I finally got a housekeeper. it's my ex-wife. She kept the house."

"Why don't shrimp donate to charities? Because they're shellfish."

"Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread."

"""911"" ""Hello, my wife was cooking and she fell"" ""What's the emergency?"" ""How long before the rice is ready?"""

"My girlfriend doesn't know this, but I put a dollar in an envelope every time we have sex. That's all I'm spending on her for Christmas. So far, she's only getting a McChicken."